Tuesday, April 16, 2002
I have two major goals for this summer.
The first is to obtain, through whatever means necessary, a flat stomach. It is imperative that this happens. I can't believe that it is already April 16th. What have I been doing??? Shoving my face with everything I can get my hands on???
Oh yeah. That is exactly what I have been doing.
The second goal is to get a WICKED tan this summer. Darker the better. I have started tanning and now with the beautiful weather, I will be at the park soaking in the rays every single day. I want to be African American. Black, if you will. Last summer, I kind of gave up on the whole "looking good" thing. This summer...I MUST make up for lost time.
I guess I have a third goal...but this goal only happens if I accomplish goals one and two. I would LOVE to go to a beach this summer. I haven't been to a beach since like high school. I don't go to pools, the ocean, the lake, or even a pond. I will NOT be going to any sort of beach-esque place unless I have a flat stomach. Not necessarily a 6-pack stomach, although that is ideal. It simply has to be flat. All I want to do is go to a beach, so can I keep up with the damn sit-ups??? I just have to keep reminding myself how wonderful it will be to be a part of the beach community. CRUNCH CRUNCH CRUNCH. (This is me doing crunches at my desk. And if I really do get this flat stomach...I get to buy an actual bathing suit!!!! That is the best part. I know the exact kind of trunks that I want...I just need to look decent in them. I am hoping to have this all together by the beginning of July.
I should probably stop eating garbage one of these days too. That would help.
The first is to obtain, through whatever means necessary, a flat stomach. It is imperative that this happens. I can't believe that it is already April 16th. What have I been doing??? Shoving my face with everything I can get my hands on???
Oh yeah. That is exactly what I have been doing.
The second goal is to get a WICKED tan this summer. Darker the better. I have started tanning and now with the beautiful weather, I will be at the park soaking in the rays every single day. I want to be African American. Black, if you will. Last summer, I kind of gave up on the whole "looking good" thing. This summer...I MUST make up for lost time.
I guess I have a third goal...but this goal only happens if I accomplish goals one and two. I would LOVE to go to a beach this summer. I haven't been to a beach since like high school. I don't go to pools, the ocean, the lake, or even a pond. I will NOT be going to any sort of beach-esque place unless I have a flat stomach. Not necessarily a 6-pack stomach, although that is ideal. It simply has to be flat. All I want to do is go to a beach, so can I keep up with the damn sit-ups??? I just have to keep reminding myself how wonderful it will be to be a part of the beach community. CRUNCH CRUNCH CRUNCH. (This is me doing crunches at my desk. And if I really do get this flat stomach...I get to buy an actual bathing suit!!!! That is the best part. I know the exact kind of trunks that I want...I just need to look decent in them. I am hoping to have this all together by the beginning of July.
I should probably stop eating garbage one of these days too. That would help.
